quixotic quip

or: what to do with words learned for the gre

Inchoate Idealist
Mistakes rooster for horse

Amiable Apiarist
Befriended by family of bears

Fledgling Farmer
Inadvertantly plows living room carpet

Obsequious Ostrich
Ruffles feathers

Lachrymose Lamb
Smells like wet dog

Protean Pigs
Dance the tango

Lilliputian Lady
Eaten alive by gang of mice

Neophyte Navigator
Sights virgin mary in aerial view of crop formation

Desultory Duck
Quacks up wrong tree

Plenipotent Peacock
Struts stuff

Recidivist Rat
Caught stealing